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u/mountaingoatpat 2h ago

That cheese has unresolved business.

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u/Solid_Snark ​ 2h ago

Cheese-elzabub

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u/Magister5 2h ago

Mozzarhella spawn

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u/dingd0nggg 1h ago

Wish I could give you an award lmao amazing

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u/awshucks79 2h ago

Me when I have a lactose intolerance episode 😟

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u/Dudephish 2h ago

To the bowels of Hell.

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u/paintingsbyO ​ 1h ago

The episodes I get are always reruns

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u/RaLaZa 2h ago

Give me a thumbs down if this isn't over.

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u/jazdyprawo 2h ago

This is the stinger at the end of movie where you learn the demon survived the ritual by jumping into a mozzarella stick at the last moment. It’s teasing a follow-up, but we all know even Cleaver has a better chance at getting a sequel than this garbage.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 2h ago

Shiiiire. Baaagginsssss.

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u/LipChariot 1h ago

I'm telling you, it looks a bit horrific tho😩

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u/sldfghtrike 1h ago

It knows about the shenanigans that happened over in /r/nfcnorthmemewar

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u/Megasus 2h ago

Dearest Miquella...

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u/algeoMA 2h ago

Exactly my first thought, I’m definitely brain-rotted.

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u/konny135 1h ago

Scarlet-rotted, you mean

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u/shadowslasher11X 2h ago

Miquerella Stick goes well with Mohginara Sauce

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u/Ok-Praline-2309 2h ago

I have those plates. I sent my little friend over to steal yours to complete my set, sorry 😮‍💨

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u/thefashionclub 2h ago

waittttt i thought it was so random how the demon asked to go thrifting at an estate sale before destroying humanity but this makes so much sense

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u/Ok-Praline-2309 2h ago

Right?! Let that demon enjoy his day off

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u/thatc0braguy 1h ago

Hey so those plates are made by Cornell when they were still using lead in their graphics paint at the time just FYI

Not telling you how to live your life, but you should also know to be safe

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u/not_a_moogle 1h ago

Everyone had those plates.. in the 70s. My dad still uses his. Some day I'll pass them down. Those things were made to last. I think only one ever broke.

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u/Ok-Praline-2309 1h ago edited 1h ago

I love the set passed to me. They are definitely durable. All but one made it through several moves.

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u/sumknowbuddy 1h ago

And they're probably covered in lead. If you start getting headaches maybe switch those out. Or if you have kids, switch them out right away.

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u/Ok-Praline-2309 1h ago

We don’t use them on the daily - if ever, really. We usually use normal, boring plates. These days with two young kids I barely get a spoon of food in my mouth anyway lol.

It’s more of a sentimental thing to be handed down. My Nonna was so proud to have a set of dishes of her own, and super excited to hand them down.

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u/angiosperms- 2h ago

There are tons of these on eBay for a reasonable price. Only a few patterns are super expensive/hard to find.

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u/jessestacos23 2h ago

They are the most radiated plates on the menu of plates with radiation 😂 I would stop using them

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u/Violoner 2h ago

Not radioactive; you’re thinking of Fiesta Ware. These plates just have good old American lead.

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u/XandersCat 2h ago

At the nuclear museum in my city they have a geiger counter you can play with. It's for kids but I absolutely play with it too hehe, there is an attendant and different things you can read and the fiesta date is always amazing caus it reads off the charts and your like uh...

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u/Luna_Petunia_ 2h ago

I was looking into this recently and Corelle reports that they are safe to use in their FAQ because the decorative parts that contain lead are encapsulated in glass.

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u/Violoner 2h ago

It’s a good thing that Corelle never chips /s

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u/Luna_Petunia_ 2h ago

You should toss chipped dishes anyway because they can harbor bacteria

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u/Discount_Extra 2h ago

In my experience, they don't chip, they explode. Into hundreds of razor sharp shards.

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u/LicketySplitz 1h ago

This was my grandma’s entire plate collection.

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u/ZiaWitch 2h ago

Ghost of the cheese that’s supposed to be in there.

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u/SillyCygnet 1h ago

Fly, be brie, moldy spirit!! 👻

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u/schmattywinkle 2h ago

Goosebumps: The Monsterella Stick

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u/Primae_Noctis 1h ago

Millennials everywhere just had the strongest flashback to their childhood thanks to your plate.

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u/sunnyboi1384 1h ago

Awww grandma plate

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u/allisnwundrland 1h ago

I just inherited my grandma’s set of these plates. Yay!

Edit to add: she’s not gone

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u/MustardMahatma 2h ago

The cheese from your mozzarella stick:

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u/Kooky_Energy39 2h ago

1 escaped from hell and the others stuck screaming lol

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u/Anxiousmommy 2h ago

I have those same plates. Classic.

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u/-Satsujinn- 2h ago

Check it out MmMMorty... I'm Mozarella Riiiiick!

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u/Few_Language6298 2h ago

sir please calm down

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u/Opus-the-Penguin 2h ago

And you just took a picture rather than tossing that thing down the garbage disposal followed by some gasoline and a match?

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u/5usie 1h ago

It just wanted to see your Corelle Butterfly Gold.

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u/Id_Rather_Beach 2h ago

I only came here for the comments on the plates.

Grew up with these!

(we had the gold, aunt had blue, grandma had green)

If there was lead or anything else dangerous, I was getting it from all directions.

I'm Fine. It's Fine. Everything's Fine.

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u/WillBBC 2h ago

How’d she taste?

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u/luizhigh ​ 2h ago

Killer Queen from Jojo

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u/willow-kitty 2h ago

OP, you misspelled "alien pupae"

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u/iwanashagTwitch 2h ago

ţ̡̢̩̗̣ͬ͜͢͟h͉̫̮̩e̝̝̯͍͔͔͐͛ͯ̀ͥͦͬ҉̴̵̢͘ ̶̥̦͈̝̼̥̏ͬ̿̓ͣ̿͡҉͞ŕͮ͆̒̄ī̡̡̬ͫ̔̒͘͢͜͝҉fͥ̌̊t̴̩̮̥ͩͩͥ̓̉̕͘͝ ̶̺̫̔ͧͥ̓̇̀h̦̭̓͂ͪ͊̊͘͢͡a͇̝̤ͭ̇̀sͣ̉ͫ̒͋͛ ̷̵͍̼͍͉͇͎̓̅̊̉ͨ̏́͜͠͏̷ó̩p̟͍̪̘͔̬͈ͨe͎̠̙̯̗͖̭ͥ́̀͐͝n̨̛̯̤͓̻̯̞͑̇ͣ̈̕ę̶̵̷͙̙͙̤̮̲̈ͨ̿͆̑ͦ̕d̮ͯͯ̅̕͞͝

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u/MotherOfMercyAndJoy 1h ago

Test that plate for lead

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u/allisnwundrland 1h ago

Wait. Are you serious?

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u/Agreeable_Monitor263 1h ago

That is what I also thought! I took mine out of use a few years ago when I learned it had lead.

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u/halliwell_me 1h ago

SWEET CHEESUS!

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u/Ok-Warthog2065 1h ago

Umm no, clearly the demon climbed >into< the Mozzarella stick, good luck.

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u/gottagotothebathroom 1h ago

Dearest Miquella...

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u/tigerjuice888 2h ago

Pretty sure those plates have lead based paint in them

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u/Intelligent-Bed7284 2h ago

I came here to see if anyone mentioned it. Pretty sure you’re right.

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u/hairbinder 2h ago

My grandma has the same plates. Basically indestructible.

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u/tangcameo 2h ago

Funny 🤔 they usually appear in corn dogs

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u/VioEnvy 2h ago

Been there…

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u/SharkeyGeorge 2h ago

“Talk to me.”

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u/yeahiateit 2h ago

Overcooked, doesn't look like there's any cheese left.

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u/KuruptNPC 2h ago

It's a sign I need to finally get off my butt and go to Walmart so I can buy a few boxes

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u/SuchyYT 2h ago

He wanted to say hi and you just took a photo. How rude of you.

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u/Shop_Kooky 2h ago

A jizz covered demon

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u/Absorbent_Towel 2h ago

Return the slab

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u/eereikaa 2h ago

Dios mío, líbranos de todo mal. Amén

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u/Lazy_Dirt_8915 2h ago

let me out, mother. i shall leave your womb and take revenge for my brethren

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u/StrobberSoup 2h ago

Better get cheesus on the phone

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u/Cool-Hall9980 2h ago

Mozzarella stick getting a hand job 

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u/DecoyOne 2h ago

The worst part of the mozzarella stick was the dementors! They'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

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u/Immer_Susse 2h ago

That’s just Ma Zerella waving at you before you eat her.

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u/_SundaeDriver 2h ago

So did all the cheese. Someone wasn't watching the fryer. Thats a bread stick now

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u/tommyhasnotail 2h ago

So creepy .

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u/TheManWhoClicks 2h ago

Cheesus Christ!

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u/Ok_Code_5299 2h ago

bruh that's the cheesiest demon i've ever seen lol

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u/SnooTangerines3448 2h ago

If you want them to behave better freeze them absolutely solid and then transfer directly from freezer to the oven/fryer.

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u/bleuofblue 2h ago

3 fingers and a thumb. gotta be AI

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u/RooneyD 2h ago

It's beginning! You need to draw a pentagram on the floor. Get a bucket of pigs blood, and then get on the phone to Danny DeVito immediately, he will guide you on what to do next. Hurry!

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u/fonironi 2h ago

nah just a lil cheese raccoon

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u/Ahari 2h ago

The Masochistic Demon's Guide to Possession 📔

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u/abd1tus 2h ago

Damn. That spirit from Poltergeist has really fallen onto hard times.

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u/cellofusion 2h ago

I wear the cheese; the cheese does not wear me.

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u/No_Lake_3289 2h ago

True rapture cheese!

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u/Hizuken 2h ago

Did you die? 

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u/kineticstar 2h ago

Mohg!! Miquella got out again!!

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u/0TheRealSexBeast666 2h ago

Yup, definitely from Hell! Looks like Satan took one of his fingers!

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u/IHaveABigWeenie 2h ago

Marinaranate that mother fucker in sauce, and eat him! It's the only way to be sure of ....uhhh.... Well, eat it, anyway.

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u/Heroic-Forger 2h ago

Mothra-rella emerging from her cocoon

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u/JiGoD 2h ago

I miss those plates. Childhood memories right there.

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u/bob_swalls 2h ago

I've got those plates. Damn near indestructible. But when you do manage to drop one the right way the explode into a million pieces

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u/jackpype 2h ago

when I eat these, a demon from hell escapes my ass

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u/Toddlez85 2h ago

I love those plates. Had them growing up.

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u/jdankowitz 2h ago

Death Stranding!

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u/Silenc1o 2h ago

Mozza sticks don't do well in the oven.

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u/jefleppard 2h ago

Praise Ukobach!

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u/karmagirl314 2h ago

I did mozz see that coming.

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u/fibronacci 2h ago

I'd eat the shit outta a mozza stick right now

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u/Cyrano_Knows 2h ago

Well, to be fair Hell is very likely made up molten cheese and the insides of microwaved Hot Pockets.

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u/snootywiththebooty 2h ago

Mozzahella stick

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u/Chaotic424242 2h ago

And apparently ate all the cheese before busting out.

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u/Lead-Farmer1026 2h ago

Miquella, you must abide on your own for just a bit longer.

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u/LongjumpingEast6235 2h ago

Where's John Constantine when you need him??

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u/BottleOfConstructs 2h ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE 🔥

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u/ClickForPrizes 2h ago

It’s ushering in parmageddon.

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u/TheAnanasKnight 2h ago

Someone get the Winchesters...

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u/MeadDeme 2h ago

You microwaved em, didn’t you?

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u/pastajefe 2h ago

To me that's no demon that's Lil' Cheez and he's just trying to pull the covers back since he's nappin.

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u/jazzhandpanda 1h ago

Tauntzerella Sticks

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u/bigtexjef 1h ago

Man, why do you show us that that’s bad juju.

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u/Mortwight 1h ago

New elden ring boss

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u/Apprehensive_Dust264 1h ago

Lmao the way it's just staring directly into your soul. That mozzarella stick said "I choose violence"

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u/Unravelsouls 1h ago

Tremble before Mozzarellath simple mortals, he has been SUMMONED

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u/Methusla-Honeysuckle 1h ago

Ahhh so you forgot about that liches finger In your bag of holding I see.

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u/snail_earnhardt 1h ago

To me he is waving hello

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u/i_think_ergo_I_am 1h ago

Italian fortune cookie? Ya doomed

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u/OptimalCow8825 1h ago

I wouldn't eat that, unless you wanna get possessed by a cheese demon

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u/Solid-Television1127 1h ago

Cheesus Christ!

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u/Hax0r778 1h ago

I've found the cheap Kroger-brand mozzarella sticks do this almost every time after ~2 minutes in the fryer, but the named-brand ones are perfectly melty after ~4-5 minutes. Definitely a case where despite looking identical the products are not the same!

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u/PetShopMan1 1h ago

You need Cheesus Christ, my friend

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u/basicbombshell 1h ago

This just made my day.

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u/Crazy_Parsnip8313 1h ago

HAIL SITHIS

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u/OceanicDissonance 1h ago

So that’s where Eleven went.

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u/Venku12 1h ago

Hells got mozzarella sticks? Shit, maybe being a terrible person isnt so bad after all. Take that Jesus, one point to gryffindor

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u/Justinaug29 1h ago

I think those are just sticks at this point, doesn't look like mozzarella is with us anymore.

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u/hmmmmmm_i_wonder 1h ago

I don’t know how to repost to other communities but I think this needs to go to r/eldenring

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u/hq32 1h ago

MRUK TAH MAGGH!

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u/Thanks-Oboomer 1h ago

I've had that exact plate

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u/LeadershipLow5969 1h ago

Seeeeee!!! I knew it!!!! There are aliens 👽 in the moon 🌕! (Moon made of cheese 🧀, get it?)

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u/choicetomake 1h ago

Look for a mozzarella face-hugger.

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u/rutlander 1h ago

This is peak mildly interesting

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u/TabbyVolatile 1h ago

kinda looks like the demon helped the cheese escape as well

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u/Own-Tax1304 1h ago

Be on the lookout for a 1967 Chevy Impala

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u/mrrweathers 1h ago

Did you give him a high-five back? 🖐️

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u/ThumbKing1 1h ago

I have and use those same plates

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u/Paschfire 1h ago

I'd be more concerned with the one at the bottom left seems to still be present and looks to be holding a scythe.

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u/YeetTheBeef 1h ago

Drag Me to Mozzarhell

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u/SjeesBees 1h ago

What a scam artist

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u/PAHoarderHelp 1h ago

Call Constantine?

Or: that demon is coming to help, with all that's going on?

To bring balance?

Pazuzu? No, Cheezuzu!

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u/Disastrous_Meet_7952 1h ago

This is exactly why I learned to read all those years ago. Sensational work

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 1h ago

It needs to find the ska band from which it came.

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u/Fun-Mud5208 1h ago

You can tell us AI, just count the fingers on that hand

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 1h ago

I have these plates as well. Where's the commend about how they have lead in them?

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u/RngUGldIDntSyBna 1h ago

That plate is so nostalgic for me 🥹🫶🏻

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u/Machinji 1h ago

That mozzarella stick needs Cheesus

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u/miktoo 1h ago

I bet OP then fed that demon some tasty marina blood, which is the trigger to open the gate to Mozzahell! 😈

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u/fajitasteve65 1h ago

Mozzarellzabub

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u/potatoeskin 1h ago

It is irritating when that happens. A side note, how old is that dish because I have couple still but they are 25 years old at least😃

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u/Spardath01 1h ago

But did you eat him?

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u/ManiacalMartini 1h ago

Your mozzarella egg hatched.

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u/mykylc 1h ago

That plate. Brings back memories.

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u/shakadolin_forever 1h ago

Careful, Imparmfect Mozzacella is wandering around North City.

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u/bognostrocleetus 1h ago

This plate pattern gives me childhood flashbacks. Mac & cheese and fish sticks flashbacks.

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u/turdferguson3891 1h ago

How did you get my parents 1970s Corelle ware?

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u/CuriosityKillsHer 1h ago

It's so weird how a photo of one plate can instantly transport me back to my childhood kitchen table.

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u/lnug4mi 1h ago

As opposed to a demon from what? Me nan's chili?*

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 1h ago

I didn't realize people ate these outside of the bar..

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u/GoBackToHel 1h ago

That's just George. He's a little shy, but very friendly once he warms up to you.

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u/Is_Friendly_Coffee 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/kubrador 1h ago

that mozzarella stick is either summoning something or warning you about it, either way i'd throw the whole plate away and move to a new house

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u/DutchK1d 1h ago

He’s just trying to shut the door, he’s not trying to heat the neighborhood

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u/Grumpy-Miner 1h ago

The gums burner Demon.

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u/MK-Grozk 1h ago

I dont know what I should be more scared of... the fact that some demon got into a mozzarella stick and was crawling out... or the fact that demons appear whenbshit is hot.

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u/kayychristina 1h ago

We have a single plate left from that set, we had the whole thing growing up

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u/big_steve_2zz 1h ago

Let him out!

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u/bigjester83 1h ago

Nah. The hands still there. He's waiting for you to go yo sleep

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u/Tenacious_Tenrec 1h ago

Coming soon…

Stranger Things Season 6 - The Demagorgons Returns

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u/Charmingbabee2 1h ago

The mozzarella clearly had unfinished business.

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u/Prestigious-Bee-9566 1h ago

Elden ring lookin thing

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u/21stCenturyHuman 41m ago

I've seen those tiny hands before....