r/AskTheWorld Italy 10h ago

What's the ultimate cooking sin someone can commit in your country?

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Putting pineapple on pizza

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u/altahor42 Turkey 10h ago

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u/Longjumping_Road1249 United States Of America 10h ago

It burns! Make it go away!

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u/altahor42 Turkey 10h ago

I'm sorry, this image has hurt my soul too.

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug USA ( will deep fry anything that stands stll) 8h ago
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u/Yasdask Egypt 9h ago

...how?

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u/Lorumba Turkey 3h ago

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u/Psychological_Row791 9h ago

Even worse, prepare yourself... I've heard of people who make them with tuna.

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u/AtoxFT 8h ago

PEOPLE DO THAT TO MY BELOVED SARMA?!

Time to get off Reddit for today...

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u/Sea_Bite2082 Ukraine 10h ago

Borscht with mayo instead of sour cream

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u/JesusVonChrist Poland 10h ago

Ewwwww... Who would do that?

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u/Sea_Bite2082 Ukraine 10h ago

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u/Luciferaeon 🇺🇸➡️🇹🇷 8h ago

I've seen Russians do this no joke. They even put mayo on pizza. Not as a dipping sauce... as the main sauce... they cook the mayo.

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u/Drew_of_all_trades United States Of America 8h ago

Living in the southeast US, I dare you to put sugar in your grits

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u/Fast-Damage2298 United States Of America 10h ago

I didn't know that was a thing. I wish I still didn't know.

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u/Frostsorrow Canada 9h ago

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u/Top_Chemical_7350 Australia 9h ago

One time I put a dollop of old Greek yogurt in my tomato soup. Recommend.

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u/Sea_Bite2082 Ukraine 9h ago

Greek yogurt - acceptable.

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u/AdEastern9303 United States Of America 8h ago

Subbing in one semi-rotten dairy product for another is acceptable.

Before everyone downvotes this, I like both of those semi-rotten dairy products.

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u/M5Yates 9h ago

Had borscht for the first time last weekend. Delicious and came with side of sour cream.

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u/KommieKoala Australia 10h ago

This was a major news story in Australia.

A hardware shop (that sells sausages in bread - it's a thing here) decided to put the onions on the bottom of the sausage.

People were outraged. The Prime Minister was asked to comment and bring back the onions on the top. People wrote angry comments. Families were divided. It was a troubled time for us.

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u/TheNewGirl1987 United States Of America 10h ago

The American Hot Dog and Sausage Council's guide to hot dog etiquette very clearly states that one should "Dress the dog, not the bun."

Obviously the same rule would apply here. Bread is the base, toppings go on the sausage itself.

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u/Top_Difficulty5399 Norway 9h ago

It's just so much easier keeping the topping in place under the sausage, on top it keeps falling off and running down my hand 🙈😅 especially with kids...

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u/PronouncedEye-gore United States Of America 8h ago

You can comfortably ignore most of the US hot dog laws. Tradition is more important than flavor or function in some places.

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u/Key-Two31 United States Of America 8h ago

I was beaten close to death by a group of Chicagoans for putting ketchup on a hot dog

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u/Hefty-Blacksmithy Canada 10h ago

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u/Kalankalan Russia 9h ago

Oh I thought I saw r/putincrimes for a moment… nvm

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u/SaintTadeus France 9h ago

Fun fact, the french write "Poutine"

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u/Kalankalan Russia 9h ago

Should be “putain” lol Ooohhhhkay alright I think I need to tone it down 😭

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u/smolmushroomforpm Canada 7h ago

There used to be a poutine place in Montréal called Vladimir Poutine XD

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u/SugaredZebra Canada 10h ago

Any sort of plastic-adjacent cheese-like product instead of real curds. A travesty!

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u/Hicalibre Canada 10h ago

Sliced cheese in poutine is a declaration of war in Quebec as I understand it.

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u/im_wudini 9h ago

we call that disco fries in NJ

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u/Hicalibre Canada 9h ago

NJ has declared war on Quebec.

Prepare for a barrage of Tabanarks.

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u/BalkeElvinstien Canada 10h ago

Im not opposed to ridiculous toppings, but using shredded cheese instead of curds is certainly a crime

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u/stumpy_chica Canada 10h ago

Haha someone told me pulled pork poutine belonged there.

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u/CuntMaggot32 Canada 9h ago

That's because that sub is populated by a bunch of canadians that onow jack shit about poutine (and the culture surrounding it) roleplaying as Québecois

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u/stumpy_chica Canada 9h ago

I'm in Saskatchewan, and some of our local restaurants definitely deserve to be featured on that sub. But pulled pork on poutine is like a match made in heaven. So if that's controversial, oh well lol

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u/CuntMaggot32 Canada 9h ago

Pulled pork on poutine is amazing and can be found everywhere in quebec, thankfully

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u/jstrglrbrnghomeboy Russia 10h ago

Well...

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u/Admiral52 9h ago

The lights have me rolling

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u/Diddler_On_The_Roofs 9h ago

Watched my wife do this in front of my very old school Italian mother. Wife was not allowed to help cook meals for about ten years. She just regained the privilege this past Christmas.

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u/Shanubis 9h ago

Can someone explain why this is bad 😭

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u/Prytfbyn4369 Italy 9h ago

It is not bad, usually we put snapped spaghetti in broth. If you are lazy you can buy spaghetti already snapped.

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u/EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME United States Of America 8h ago

Italian-Americans worshiping the old country and thinking their nonna represents all of modern Italy.

I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of Italians under the age of 30 would be willing to try a crispy pizza with prosciutto and pineapple on it. Call it a flatbread if it hurts your national pride or something, but savory-salty-sweet is a flavor combo across all time and cultures lol so anyone arguing that it's gross is arguing in bad faith

Funny how the "keep the food traditional" folks never want to take it back to pre-tomato lol. It's not that long ago either. The waves of Italian immigrants bringing tomato dishes to the US in the late 1800s and early 1900s would have only been like the 3rd generation in their family to have access to the crop.

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u/Santeno United States Of America 8h ago

Well said!

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u/cha-cha_dancer United States Of America 10h ago

This and OPs meme have been yoinked

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u/OkMushroom364 Finland 9h ago

Oh no the Yoink man has found us RUN!

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u/Awkward_Tip1006 🇪🇸Spain 🇺🇸 Usa 10h ago

Chorizo in paella

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u/lenamcgowall 🇪🇸 in 🇺🇸 10h ago

Or sausage (specifically the Oscar Mayer ones) in paella. I’ve seen it, I’ve cried…

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u/Mesoscale92 United States Of America 10h ago

Who the fuck is putting Oscar Mayer hot dogs in paella? I want their brains studied to figure out what went wrong in their lives to do such a thing.

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u/Rattlesn4ke United Kingdom 9h ago

I've heard Spaniards diss inauthentic paella by calling it "arroz con cosas" as an insult

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u/OpalineTears Spain 9h ago

Yup, but to be fair, at this point most "paellas" are arroz con cosas, and some are really good, like seafood paella

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u/extra_rice 8h ago

I've heard that the only authentic paella is, depending on whom you are talking to, their grandma's paella.

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u/Rebrado 🇨🇭 and 🇮🇹 in 🇬🇧 8h ago

I’ve lost count of how many times Spanish restaurants cook carbonara in the grossest possible ways so I will never stop putting chorizo in paella as revenge.

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u/Existencial_drift Brazil 9h ago edited 59m ago

Brazil has no laws or boundaries when it comes to food. We are the ones offending half the planet unintentionally.

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u/GrapefruitSobe United States Of America 8h ago

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u/Savannah993 Italy 8h ago

Tonight I'll be tormented by nightmares because of this pizza😂

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u/Many-Operation653 United Kingdom 6h ago

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u/Beneficial-Fuel-2964 5h ago

Please tell me that’s ai-generated and not real.

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u/Redbedhead3 United States Of America 8h ago

Sir, is that a pizza?

I like your brand of chaos

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u/-ratmeat- 5h ago

went to Brazil and had take out pizza, thought my temples would pop due to blood pressure raised by all the cheese and sauce 

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u/According_Cricket834 5h ago

What Dafuk? Trying to offend as many as possible in one go.

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u/old_manyellsatcloud Ireland 10h ago

Not letting a Guinness settle.

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u/Fabbe360 8h ago

Surprising absolutely no one, the Irish in a discussion about cooking crimes, decided to talk about beer. And honestly this is the only one I hav gotten mad at people for doing so far.

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 Canada 10h ago

oh that's a crime... my in laws just pour the kilkenny STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM, so like half the glass is foam... and they use those fancy ''flute'' glasses, you know the ones you'd use for light white wheat beers that have almost no foam?

to me, it's criminal. i'm not Irish, but i've learned to love beer (and craft beer) with a Boston Irish, in Montreal Irish pubs... Funny story, i brought a friend to an Irish pub (Hurley's in Montreal, look it up) and the guy (had lived in Liverpool for a couple years) ordered a Black n tan. in an Irish Pub.

So we finished our evening at another joint. He was oblivious to the historical weight of it and that ended up a long conversation we had to have...

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u/old_manyellsatcloud Ireland 10h ago

Oof yeah that's a big no no. Even for it to be on a menu would anger me. Looked up the menu and it's still there today, that's truly shocking. Glad you took your custom elsewhere. You're an honorary irish person.

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 Canada 9h ago

well now it's on the menu as a half & half, which is fine by me... i still do them at home with Kilkenny and Harp. like 200m away there's the Irish Embassy Pub, also pretty good. But Hurley's has two band stages with different bands on most nights...

I usually go there during world cups to watch the England teams, the pub usually roots for the team that plays against England.

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u/Inner_Choice5338 Ireland 9h ago

Wouldn't be an Irish pub if they didn't root against the English team.

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u/interprime 8h ago

In America, Yuengling literally have a beer called “Black & Tan”.

Like, a small bit of research would have gone a long way there lads.

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u/FelipeFlop Ireland 7h ago

Serving a bad pint of Guinness in another country.

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u/dymb13 United States Of America 9h ago

When my father brougght me out for my first pint at 17 years old, I was about to take a sip as soon as it landed in front of me. My father shouted, "What on earth do you think you're doing?!".

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u/IconOfFilth9 United States Of America 10h ago

Ketchup on a steak

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u/Eddie_Rickenbacker Born and Raised🇺🇸. Descended from🇩🇪. Forever Supports🇺🇦. 9h ago
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u/420gravy69train Canada 9h ago

My dad smacked me for even thinking about it. When it comes to steak, he's Hank fuckin Hill

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u/SectionAcceptable607 9h ago

What if somebody wants theirs well done? We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave

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u/Babshearth United States Of America 9h ago

was just at a restaurant in Vero Beach that had skirt steak on special and in the description was that it would only be served, medium rare.

One of the family mentioned that they were ordering it strictly because of the aggressive nature of the restaurant regarding this. I ordered it as well.

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u/nutbustercumstain 9h ago

Ketchup with a well done steak

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u/the-hound-abides 9h ago

A well don’t steak is a crime in its own right.

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u/CarolingianDruid United States Of America 9h ago

Ordering steak well done is also looked down upon.

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u/picklepaapad India 10h ago edited 8h ago

Chai☕️

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u/BlueLeaves8 United Kingdom 10h ago

I’m British Indian and the answer is the same for the UK lol.

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u/TitanFlood England 8h ago

A1 to 3 is a cardinal sin. It would almost warrant restarting the British Empire to re-educate the masses

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u/Valuable-Library-286 India 10h ago

My dumbass thought this was abt skin colour😭

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u/didndonoffin Ireland 8h ago

Anything to the right of the D1-A4 triangle gets a visit from ICE

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u/Valuable-Library-286 India 8h ago

Except for their filipino wives

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u/Hinx_art United Kingdom 5h ago

they consider them property not people.

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u/SgtByrd1993 England 10h ago

Absolutely bloody correct pal

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u/Lolman4O 🇵🇾 & 🇵🇱 10h ago

I got scared for a second xd

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u/Deep_Banana_6521 United Kingdom 10h ago

I am 2 bags of black tea, strained heavily then an inch of milk. It's the colour you've ticked. Strong and milky <3

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u/zeynabhereee Pakistan 8h ago

Pakistani, and I have the same answer. Additionally, using teabags instead of loose tea is also extremely controversial.

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u/i_hate_reddit1442 Romania 10h ago

why is this a grid it should be a linear scale

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u/crankyandhangry 🇮🇪 Ireland living in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland 9h ago

I think one axis is how strong it's brewed, and the other axis is how much milk is in it.

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u/HerrKaktus14 Germany 9h ago

ice cubes in beer

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u/AlbanianCatholic Albania 10h ago

Some people may disagree, but I'm fine with foreigners enjoying our food in whatever way they like.

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u/killdagrrrl Chile 8h ago

Same. I don’t believe on cooking sins, whatever satisfies your palate is ok. But this posts are really funny

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u/Diamantesucio Chile 10h ago

Chilean completos can have all the condiments you want. However, the first three (tomato, avocado, and mayonnaise), must go in that strict order, no matter what. If you want to ommit one, you HAVE to still follow that order. Tomato and then mayonnaise, or avocado and mayonnaise, for example.

Other than that, it's an abomination.

And i forgot something else: If you dare to "cook" the bread through steam to make them feel wet, you'll gonna embarass your whole city.

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u/dameyen_maymeyen 10h ago

I like mayo but that looks like way too much.

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u/No_Classroom8599 Argentina 10h ago

There's some completo in your mayoneesse

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u/SensitiveWolf1362 Colombia 10h ago

So if I’m understanding, the mayo is meant to sit on top, rather than get soaked into the bread?

I don’t think it’s a rule but for us it’s the opposite … more liquid stuff first, crunchy stuff for last.

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u/Diamantesucio Chile 10h ago

Some people put mayo inside the bread before the sausage to soak the bread too. But you still have to respect the order of the above ingredients, you can add more mayo at the top if you want (but that would be a caloric bomb, but it's not what we're talking about hehe).

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u/markothebeast United States Of America 10h ago

It’s… a hot dog? Asking respectfully. I had a chilean tennis partner all he ever talked about was empenadas.

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u/Diamantesucio Chile 10h ago edited 9h ago

Yes, it's a hot dog... on steroids (and fats).

Empanadas are a whole different thing with a lot of varieties.

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u/National-Business674 India 10h ago

Chai tea latte.

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u/Bwunt Slovenia 9h ago edited 9h ago

Tea tea milk :D

That being said, here it gets even funnier because we have word Čaj (which is word to describe any tea, herbal or fruit infusion) and recently Chai (which describes specific Indian way of brewing black tea with spices and milk). They are pronounced exactly the same.

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u/genderQueerHipster United States Of America 8h ago

Lol

Atm machine Pin number

These always make me laugh.

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u/Key_Bandicoot_9594 India 10h ago

Absolutely 💯💯💯💯

Pls give us credit for something why make it all westernised!!!!

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u/BottleForsaken9200 Denmark 9h ago

I wanna personally thank India for spicy Chai! Thank you for your godly inventing!

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u/ScheduleSame258 in the 9h ago

Amen.

I would like to have a word with whoever took masala chai (spiced tea) and bastardized it for the entire world.

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u/jregovic United States Of America 9h ago

Starbucks?

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u/Glittering-Ad-6955 Portugal 10h ago

Eating a Pastel de Nata with a spoon, leaving the puff pastry untouched, like if it was just a cup for a dessert.

Straight to jail!!!

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u/Stoertebricker Germany 9h ago

What, people do that?

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u/Glittering-Ad-6955 Portugal 9h ago

People!?

We don't call that people.

Degenerates, filthy cursed souls, do that...

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u/tremendabosta Brazil 9h ago

But the crocky-crock texture together with the sweetness is what makes pastel de nata amazing :(

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u/Glittering-Ad-6955 Portugal 9h ago

I know my Brazilian friend, but unfortunately, there are such creatures roaming free around the world.

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u/tremendabosta Brazil 9h ago

I am doing my part 🫡

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u/Glittering-Ad-6955 Portugal 8h ago

And i salute you my brother!!!🤝

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 Ireland 9h ago

That's deeply upsetting. I can't understand why someone would do that 😭

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u/Ecstatic_Demand_6660 Turkey 10h ago

The biggest here is Fish and Dairy

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u/YiaZach Greece 10h ago

Same neighbour..same. it's actually such a culinary sin that old timers think it's bad for your health somehow

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 United Kingdom 10h ago

Putting the milk in your tea first.

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u/RedcoatTrooper United Kingdom 10h ago

Nobody actually does that it's just a story to scare children.

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u/SheriffOfNothing England 10h ago

Colin Furze built himself a tea making doohicky that does exactly that and I've since gone right off him!

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u/Muted-Lock-8300 Canada 10h ago

I do it .. im sorry!🫣

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u/RedcoatTrooper United Kingdom 10h ago

I would expect it from uncouth America but you Canada....

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u/Key-Moments Wales 10h ago

Milk and tea bags should never touch.

And I would add, not warming the pot / cup.

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 United Kingdom 10h ago

I can live with putting milk in before the teabag comes out, but putting milk in first should get you lined up against a wall before a firing squad

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u/Key-Moments Wales 10h ago

Noooo - makes the tannin leach out!

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u/-Jeffry- Italy 10h ago

Bro we literally eat cantaloupe with prosciutto in the summer, if you hate pineapple and bacon on pizza you are just a moron

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u/BottleForsaken9200 Denmark 9h ago

The pineapple hate is so dull lol.. I am tired of people making a meme every time I eat something I personally enjoy.

If people start shit talking my food choices I do it back now cos it's not a funny joke anymore. I've heard to too much

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u/LyannaTarg Italy 9h ago

Carbonara with cream.

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u/santhieen France 8h ago

Yeaaaah, that's our bad...

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u/A_Fnord Sweden 9h ago

Jizz buns:

Particularly if you try to pass them off as Swedish cinnamon rolls/buns.

There's no white stuff on ours.

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u/GoldBrief9751 United States Of America 9h ago

That’s an American sweet roll/cinnamon roll

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u/A_Fnord Sweden 9h ago

Yep, but I've seem people try to pass those jizz rolls off as Swedish. Even seen them sold in stores abroad as "Swedish cinnamon buns".

The Swedish subreddit does by the way very much hate them :P

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u/InspectionSuch8939 Sweden 9h ago

Inte kum :(

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u/A_Fnord Sweden 8h ago

Also known as "runkbullar". Maybe that's where the Americans got the inspiration, but they only had images to go by? 🤔

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u/LadyMirkwood United Kingdom 9h ago

I've seen recipes where they put cream cheese on kardemummabulla.

Straight to jail

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u/PenaltyTricky3412 Scotland 10h ago

Spilling irn bru, it's an act of aggression and we won't tolerate it.

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u/weesteve901 Scotland 10h ago

Coke in yer whisky

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u/dops United Kingdom 9h ago

My Grandad is from Wick, he would absolutely disown me if I did that with Pultney

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u/breadexpert69 Peru 10h ago

Ketchup on ceviche

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 Canada 10h ago

keeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck?!

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u/DickieJoJo United States Of America 9h ago

Pineapple on pizza is something people hate on because the internet has told them to.

Wild how in the world of charcuterie we mix sweet fruit with meat cheese and bread and that’s considered amazing - sweet, savory, salty, different textures. Then as soon as you slap it on a pizza though people act like it doesn’t make sense.🤷🏼‍♂️

Am i a pineapple on pizza Stan? Absolutely. Try with some jalapeños. 👌🏻

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u/CookWho Austria 10h ago

Putting sauce anywhere near a Viennese Schnitzel. (Looking at you dear neighbour in the north)
It’s our pineapple on pizza equivalent

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u/True_Breakfast_3790 Germany 9h ago

You'll have to take the Jägerschnitzel from my cold dead hands you underdeveloped Bavarian

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u/rpolkcz Czech Republic 9h ago

Wait which neighbor do you mean? Because we're north of you and it would be crime here as well.

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u/Battle_Eggplant Germany 9h ago

Us. Love me some Kochkäseschnitzel.

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u/Mapache_villa Mexico 10h ago

Asking for hard shell tacos

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u/Ketooth Germany 10h ago

Putting Milk before cereal in the bowl

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u/cha-cha_dancer United States Of America 9h ago

This we hold to be a universal truth

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u/jregovic United States Of America 9h ago

I saw somebody do that at work one time, and I never trusted that guy again.

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u/Dirty_Spaghet United States Of America 10h ago

We’re a godless country, nothing off limits here… pray for us.

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u/Kismetatron United States Of America 10h ago

If you can dip it in batter, we're gonna deep fry it. Truly a people unto our own.

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u/Firm-Doctor-7318 Netherlands 9h ago

Have you met the Dutch? If you can bread it, you can deep fry it. Or if you can eat it, you can eat it in bread.

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u/Character_Sail5678 Tanzania 10h ago

How do we pray for you guys since you are godless 😭/s

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u/AdditionalGoose4024 United States Of America 10h ago

Dealers choice

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u/CombatAnthropologist United States Of America 10h ago

That was funny

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u/jregovic United States Of America 9h ago

Nothing is off limits broadly, but put beans in chili in the wrong town, straight to jail.

Ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago? Straight to jail.

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u/YodaEarsIHave United States Of America 9h ago

Raisins in the potato salad. No one wants that shit.

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u/ThrwAwy1885 Canada 10h ago

The go to answer for a lot of Canadians here will be “shredded cheese on poutine”

But if we’re being honest, shredded cheese on poutine is extremely common across Canada because poutine is a regional dish dependent on the availability of fresh cheese curds, which are not all that common outside of some larger cities in eastern Canada 

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u/PrairieGirlWpg Canada 10h ago

I’m ok with shredding cheese if it’s declared on the menu. I want to make an informed choice. 

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u/Individual_Bowl_3551 Sweden 9h ago

Icing on cinnamon buns.

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u/ptargino 🇧🇷 Brazilian in 🇱🇺 Luxembourg 10h ago

As a country known for doing the most cooking crimes to others cuisines, we also do it to our own.

This is our capital sin, Cuscuz Paulista:

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u/Ok_Award_7229 United States Of America 9h ago

I had the urge of downvoting your comment just for how awful this looks like

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u/One-Earth9294 United States Of America 7h ago

It looks like those old 60s cookbooks where everything was like weird jello molds with fish and hot dogs and spam other insane ways of mixing the 12 ingredients sold at grocery stores back in those days.

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u/tistisblitskits Netherlands 10h ago

We don't really do "food crimes" here, but i did see some lady do a frikandel kebab a while ago, and i'm still recovering from seeing that

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u/811545b2-4ff7-4041 United Kingdom 9h ago edited 8h ago

To be honest, the rest of the world looks at your sprinkles on toast in the morning, and realises nothing will upset you.

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u/tistisblitskits Netherlands 8h ago

I see nothing wrong. Just dont forget to add butter so the sprinkles don't fall off

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u/currymuttonpizza United States Of America 9h ago edited 8h ago

I think on the whole, Americans are pretty chill about our cuisine in comparison to other countries.

HOWEVER.

I still remember the uproar when Great British Bake Off attempted s'mores.

For those unaware, s'mores are junky, nostalgic campfire food and they're made with graham crackers (close to a digestive biscuit but not quite) chocolate BARS that are supposed to melt from the fire (i.e. NOT GANACHE which is already soft) and it's made with marshmallows, not Italian meringue.

I am not saying that GBBO should have used Hershey's for a high end baking challenge, but they could have kept the integrity of the dessert by challenging them to make graham crackers and marshmallows from scratch. There was absolutely no need to change the ingredients.

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u/-Laffi- Norway 10h ago edited 9h ago

Some people in Norway would probably get a bit moody if you put ketchup on certain things, especially if the food was home made and properly made. Some raise their eyebrows over ketchup on fish as well.

All in all, I've done so much different things when it comes to food, and it was mostly alright (to me).

One example is that I bought the equivalent to Christmas ribs in the middle of the Summer (some store makes ready to go ribs every single day they are open), which I had BBQ sauce and habanero peppers with. I can't remember if I had potatos or potato boats with it.

For the actual picture posted above, I really dislike the look of that pineapple.

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u/YiaZach Greece 10h ago

Ketchup on fish??????

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u/-Laffi- Norway 10h ago

I'm glad to see my comment is working as intended!

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u/AlexxxRR Italy Austria 10h ago

Apart from the already mentioned ananas on the pizza, putting ground cheese on the pasta with a fish sauce.

Some purists would also add ordering a cappuccino after 11 AM, but that would make a sinner of me and thus cannot be right.

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u/GasPsychological5997 United States Of America 8h ago

Fake pancake syrup… it’s so horrible

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u/wet_lettuce_ua Ukraine 10h ago

Cooking borsht and then calling it “Russian”. You’ll immediately get 20 hours of anti-aircraft defense shift.

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u/EnergyHumble3613 Canada 10h ago

Using mozzarella cheese to make poutine.

Poutine is fries, gravy, and cheese curds. TBF mozza and curds have a similar flavour profile but the texture is completely different!

Mozza melts into a softer more stringy form whereas curds maintain a level of density that gives it a squeaky texture on teeth which can almost instantly tell them apart. This is also why one of the big brands selling curds for either poutine or snacking is called Squeakers.

Using mozza in poutine therefore is akin to over boiling pasta… it just doesn’t hit the same.

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u/Interesting_Pea_9351 Mexico 9h ago

Saying Taco bell is authentic mexican food

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u/ocvagabond United States Of America 8h ago

Quién dice esas pendejadas?

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u/Bilbo_swagggins Lebanon 10h ago edited 9h ago

Making flavored hummus is a crime. The absolute worst iteration i have seen is the brownie hummus.

Making taboule like couscous. The french love doing this shit.

Pomegranate molasses on shawarma, not sure where this came from but americans love that, it’s blasphemy.

Some people put chips in their manouche this one is insane

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u/ZipTieTechnicianOne 9h ago

Cooking people is generally frowned upon here.

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u/agntp United States Of America 10h ago

Supporting ICE and getting Mexican food.

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u/castlestorms1 8h ago

Supporting ICE is a sin full stop.

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u/MrsAshleyStark 🇨🇦🇯🇲 8h ago

If you support ICE, you shouldn’t be allowed to have any international cuisine.

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u/Le_IL Russia 9h ago

Acting disrespectfully to bread. Something like this probably.

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u/Randomizedname1234 United States Of America 10h ago

Eating a well done steak w ketchup

That’s probably worldwide though.

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u/Flaky_Bet_1432 Finland 7h ago

I am not sure, we Finns eat pretty much anything, which in itself is a sin.

But whatever the hell Jamie ''Oliveoil'' Oliver has done to any rice he has touched should be investigated as a hate crime.

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u/Underhive_Art United Kingdom 10h ago

Pineapple on pizza is pretty good - it’s worn out at this point like people be putting much worst shit on pizza these days 😂

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 United States Of America 9h ago

A few years ago the New York Times published a recipe for vegan jambalaya.

I wish to formally apologize to my Louisiana brethren for putting the words "vegan" and "jambalaya" in the same sentence. Please don't feed me to the alligators.

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u/GrapefruitSobe United States Of America 8h ago edited 8h ago

Remember when the NYT put peas in guacamole?

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 United States Of America 8h ago

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u/Pitzpalu_91 🇨🇦 spent time in 🇺🇸 8h ago

I went through the rabbit hole of "vegan" soul food and "vegan" southern cooking a couple of years back. I wish that Men in Black flash device which erased memories was real.

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u/kalkaanuslag FinDutch 8h ago edited 8h ago

Being half-Dutch, half-Finnish, I'd say dutch food is just mashed together or deepfried random shit that can't really be sinned for more than it already is.

As a fin though, I'm astounded dutch barely know salted butter. Putting unsalted butter on anything feels super wrong

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